Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
Engineer: OBJECTION! You are dead!
Heavy: I am dead!
Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead!
Heavy: Yes. I am dead!
Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?!
Engineer: I dunno.
Heavy: I think it was...
Engineer & Spy: Hold it! You are dead!
Sniper: What's up, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥s?! Who’s up for a...AH! What the... bloody hell just happened?!
Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead!
*make a choice*
option 1: I think he is alive
option 2: Apple
option 3: The heavy is dead.
option 4: The Earth is flat
Sniper: The Heavy is dead!
Spy: So, did you see the murderer?
Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate.
Spy: *slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
Engineer and Sniper: *applause*
Sniper: Ah, well that's nice.
Engineer: I am damn proud right now.
Soldier: That Heavy is dead!
Spy: We know!
Soldier: Who killed him?!
Spy: We don’t know!
Soldier: I will find clues!
Soldier: *searches through pile of stuff while sniffing*
Soldier: What's that? *grabs gun* A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?!
Soldier: *slams hands on desk* Yes, he died!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: :-0
Medic: Raus, raus! *pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy* Move now! *kisses Heavy on head*
Heavy: Hohoho, Hea... *explodes* Oof.
Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!
Sniper: Doc, what happened?
Medic: My professional opinion? *slams hands on desk* The Heavy was killed!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: Panicking
Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Spy: Well, now what?
Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!
Spy: Oh, come on.
Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! What do you think of that? Ahm…
Spy: Yes, yes, Scout.
Spy: Go home!
Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.
Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead.
Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?!
Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!
Demoman: *slurp* It was me!
Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: :-0
Demoman: Yes! I did it like this: *takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest**Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast*
Demoman: Woop dee doo!
Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: :(
Demoman: *burps* That’s a joke, lads.
Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *laughing*
Demoman: *slurp burp* It was… yo... *burp* *points at Engineer* Him!
Engineer: :-o How did you know?!
Demoman: I didn’t. *burps* That was a joke too.
Demoman: Oh, I’m dead.
Engineer: HA! HA! HA! That’s right! It was me!
Spy: You monster!
Heavy: But whyyyyy?
Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.
Heavy: Engineer, stop!
Engineer and Heavy: *arguing*
Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead.
Heavy: No u, POW! Haha.
Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise.
Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself!Watch and lea..
Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
To be continued.